What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:45

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the one unconventional piece of Stoic advice that has significantly improved your life?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
What is your favourite colour and why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Natural Compound in Rice and Coffee May Protect Against Heart Attacks - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
No way
Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
CDC warns of deadly listeria outbreak tied to packaged meals - CIDRAP
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Have you been arrested or investigated?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.