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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the one unconventional piece of Stoic advice that has significantly improved your life?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

What is your favourite colour and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Natural Compound in Rice and Coffee May Protect Against Heart Attacks - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

No way

Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

CDC warns of deadly listeria outbreak tied to packaged meals - CIDRAP

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Federal Reserve Board announces that reputational risk will no longer be a component of examination programs in its supervision of banks - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Have you been arrested or investigated?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

CBO estimates Trump's bill could add $2.4T to deficit, leave 11 million without health insurance - ABC News